Lincoln with a cell phone

Some of these jokes are as flat and humorless as the presidents who uttered them, but some of them made me snort and howl. What do you think? Here’s an excerpt to get you started.

George W. Bushat the 2006 White House correspondents’ dinner

“Cheney’s a good man. He’s got a good heart. [Pause] Well, he’s a good man.”

Bill Clinton, at the 2000 White House correspondents’ dinner

“Over the last few months I’ve lost 10 pounds. Where did they go? Why haven’t I produced them to the independent counsel?